7:32 am
say your last goodbye to your husband before he leaves for work, noting from your bed the silence in the house around you.
8:10 am
wake up, after drifting back off, to the sounds of elephant footprints (or two little boys) running up the stairs to their sister's room. Cringe, waiting for the screaming to occur.
8:14 am
loud screams
8:19 am
lecture three children from your bed, because really you don't want to get up yet. "Leave this, don't touch that, stop screaming, use nice words, put that back, be kind to one another, don't you know you're a role model, don't you know you're not allowed up there, keep the door shut, everyone out of my room, Mommy needs 10 minutes of prayer time before starting this day."
"I'm counting to three and if you're not all out of my room speaking nicely to each other, it won't be pretty..1...2...2 1/2...."
8:32 am
make bed.
8:34-10:30 am
oatmeal, bathroom, more made beds, get dressed, get dressed, get someone else dressed, argue about taking showers, argue about getting dressed, send birthday card, send a couple of emails, gather all needed bedding, toiletries, pack back packs, give medicine, give more medicine, fill sippy cups, change diaper, find binkies, brush teeth, pack teeth brushes, wash faces, comb hair, make phone call, check off list, make list for Mike (he loves those!), toss in some laundry, pick up some toys, pack up some toys....
10:30 am scheduled departure time
finally get into the bathroom alone. Lock door.
10:31 am
banging loudly on door "Mom! Mom! Where are you? Mom! Mom! open this door!" Bang Bang
Small voice "ma. oped dower!" Fingers wiggle in under door. Bang Bang
10:33 am
wash hands. pray.
10:44 am
Start packing the van
10:48 am
notice golden retriever shoot past you as 4 year old(who was told to stay inside) stands looking very guilty in the driveway.
10:48:21 am
curse under breath.
10:49 am
continue packing van. pretend your don't know the dog is running around the neighborhood.
10:52 am
yell at your children in frustration loud enough that the neighbors probably think you are not just a negligent pet owner but an abusive parent.
11:01 am
close the trunk. start looking for dog.
11:03 am
gather children, begin driving around the block with van side door open and small child yelling "dower oped!" DCFS was probably called.
11:07am
spot dog, watch as she runs other direction.
11:10 am
tail her home, drop 11 year old of to entice her at the back door with a leftover cheeseburger. explain to neighbor what the heck you are doing.
11:11 am
11 year old prays dog will come in back door soon. she thinks because it is 11:11 there is some sort of magic in this.
11:12 am
dog takes cheeseburger bait and walks in backdoor. maybe she is right.
11:17 am
after pottying again, grabbing forgotten items and making sure all were covered with appropriate blankies and had needed mouth accessories. hit the road.
11:21 am
stop at a local coffee shop drive through because Mama needs some tea for the road.
11:30 am one hour after ETD
pull onto highway. construction
11:34 am
4 year old asks, "are we almost to Nana's?"
11:35 am
11 year old requests CD. Seeds...can do.
11:39 am
boys ask for goldfish
11:43 am
boys ask for fruit snacks
11:46 am
boys ask for more fruit snacks. 11 year old tells them they must wait 20 minutes before consuming more food.
11:55 am
11 year old gives in when 2 year old smiles sweetly and says "peeeesseee more fishes" while signing "fish" and "please".
12:01 pm
4 year old asleep
12:04 pm
2 year old asks for more fruit snacks. request denied.
12:07 pm
11 year old reads books to 2 year old. Mom notes, he sounds so cute reading books that needs to be captured on video.
12:16 pm
2 year old asleep.
12:17 pm
Mom silently cheers. sighs. hunkers down for the drive.
1:18 pm
potty break for Mom. Mom notes, large tea may not have been best choice.
2 year old awake
2:10 pm
4 year old awake.
"Are we almost to Nana's?"
satisfied that we are almost to lunch.
2:15 pm
Gas stop. Mom notes, wonders why the gas company hikes the price whenever we travel
2:20 pm
lunch
2 year old tells everyone he meets "goin to Nana's house"
He tries to pick up two nurses, offers them chocolate milk and french fries.
place has no changing table...grrr
change on counter.
eat.
well, play and nibble for some.
3:09 pm
on the road again
3:10, 3:18, 3:29, 3:37, 3:52, 4:08 pm
4 year old asks if we are almost to Nana's
then asks if we are in Ohio
11 year old snaps back with a smart comment
2 year old mumbles something about goldfish
4:21 pm
2 year old starts talking about cars crashing into us
11 year old asks him if he's psychic, he says "yes!"
4 year old yells. "I'm a side kick too"
the fun travels on.
4:30 pm
4 year old asks if we are in Ohio yet
11 year old talks about radio selections
2 year old is still clamouring on about big trucks and things crashing into us.
4:39 pm
Ohio!
4:41 pm
call mom, tell her we are not there yet.
4:43 pm
2 year old says "car crash us on our heads, hurt us very bad"
I begin to wonder about prophetic 2 year olds..
4:45 pm
call mom, tell her to pray for our safe arrival at her house, just in case
4:48 - 5:17 pm
2 year old eyes cars around us calling several of them stupid and telling many of them "go back to house!!" while making shooing motions.
4 year old repeatedly asks how many more hours to Nana's
11 year old recounts entire book she read last night.
5:19 pm
11 year old asks "is that a British flag?"
No, it's a confederate flag
"wasn't Ohio part of the Union?"
Yes
"Why would anyone paint their barn with a confederate flag?"
Mom notes, try not to use the word idiot in response to this question...
5:22 pm
enter Nana's county
countdown begins
children sing "Twist and Shout" and dance in their seats.
2 year old finally relents on crash chatter.
5:32 pm
excitement builds
5:40 pm
3 little people run to the door yelling "Nana!"
1:31 am
Mom sends up praises for ~
safe travel
coming home
husband who she misses, and enjoys when he drives
the love of Nana
a home cooked meal
finally 3 sleeping children
sitting in her old room
Another day the Lord has made